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silversparkler3:

raptorific:

silversparkler3:

raptorific:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE.

The clit Ash. We all see it, then lose it and forget what to do with it. 

The way I see it, there are exactly two options for what happened here. The first is that you actually somehow managed to think that comment was in any way, shape, or form relevant or applicable to this post. The second is that you’re so bad at being funny that you regularly drop sexual non-sequiturs and genital references into contexts where they make no sense, hoping that at least a few people will mistake your inappropriate comments for jokes. You don’t come across particularly well in either scenario. 

^this loser literally just did this.

AND put thought into it.

I love you. 

Go back to 4th grade where you feel awkward saying the word ‘penis’.

I just want everyone to see this, before I get shit on by all the Tumblr newbies/sheep. 

martianhammock:

silversparkler3:

martianhammock:

silversparkler3 Deleted. He better get prosecuted.

He won’t. It was not Tony’s fault at all. Although he caused the crash initially it was Kevin Ward’s fault that he was killed. He (Kevin) should have followed standard racing procedures and exited the racetrack, but…

True, but by law it’s still technically considered vehicular manslaughter D:

Yes and no. He (Ward) didn’t follow standard procedure. It’s like saying:

I died in a building fire. Although, I went my own route instead of the directed and “best” route. And didn’t survive, it’s the fire department’s fault. 

It is simply Ward’s fault and his alone. You’re vehicle crashed. Get off the track. Your race is done. Don’t fight it. 

raptorific:

silversparkler3:

raptorific:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE.

The clit Ash. We all see it, then lose it and forget what to do with it. 

The way I see it, there are exactly two options for what happened here. The first is that you actually somehow managed to think that comment was in any way, shape, or form relevant or applicable to this post. The second is that you’re so bad at being funny that you regularly drop sexual non-sequiturs and genital references into contexts where they make no sense, hoping that at least a few people will mistake your inappropriate comments for jokes. You don’t come across particularly well in either scenario. 

^this loser literally just did this.

AND put thought into it.

I love you. 

Go back to 4th grade where you feel awkward saying the word ‘penis’.

allons-yalexa:

no-friend-teenage-tears:

lilysinthefall:

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

ohhh no thank youuu I’ll pass on that cliff thing 

did he just go into the water with shoes on?

he just rolled backwards off a cliff and your only question is why he still has his fucking shoes on

allons-yalexa:

no-friend-teenage-tears:

lilysinthefall:

the4elemelons:

We should fear this guy

ohhh no thank youuu I’ll pass on that cliff thing 

did he just go into the water with shoes on?

he just rolled backwards off a cliff and your only question is why he still has his fucking shoes on

martianhammock:

silversparkler3 Deleted. He better get prosecuted. 

He won’t. It was not Tony’s fault at all. Although he caused the crash initially it was Kevin Ward’s fault that he was killed. He (Kevin) should have followed standard racing procedures and exited the racetrack, but instead let his pride get the better of himself and pranced out on the track. He was hit, not because of Tony Stuart, but because he didn’t keep a cool head and do as he should have.

It’s terrible and sad. But this is prime example of what happens when in a competition one must be smart, instead of confrontational.  

raptorific:

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE.

The clit Ash. We all see it, then lose it and forget what to do with it. 

martianhammock:

raw-r-evolution:

makemeasammichyo:

shocked to see how much people donated to Darren Wilson. It’s crazy

racists standing up for racists. 

That’s Officer Wilson?? He’s so… so towheaded D:

I think what you mean is that he has a 5-head.

martianhammock:

raw-r-evolution:

makemeasammichyo:

shocked to see how much people donated to Darren Wilson. It’s crazy

racists standing up for racists. 

That’s Officer Wilson?? He’s so… so towheaded D:

I think what you mean is that he has a 5-head.

silversparkler3:

chloeep:

Since I can’t speak because of my throat surgery this morning, I’ve resorted to moaning to communicate my needs. Which, not surprisingly, I’m pretty good at. My mom should be concerned.

Chole’, I went to reblog this to make a crude sexual joke, then…

Well then. Next time spit.